Dr. Doggo

Blue lips and big tits at 12 o’clock

Probably Asa. I used to enjoy her podcast

Left is the best lay, middle is gonna give head anytime you ask, and right takes it up the butt.

Choose your fighter gentleman.

I’m going left.

I’ll take the Brunette.

These are some absolutely normal butts 😂 and I kinda dig it. that said they’re all pretty evenly matched. I’m gonna go far Right. The thickness of her band line makes me think she’s got at least C cups up top

Out of this roster I’ll take Iyo but I’m usually a Naya Jax or Isla Dawn guy…with a soft spot for Jade Cargill

As someone who had a major crush on his English teacher senior year, and his English professor in college, do you think English teachers are just naturally hotter? Or is it the romance of discussing prose and poetry that makes you so irresistible?

I think a lot of people dislike her for the same reason I don’t like Kate Upton.

She feels like she was designed in a lab to be what she is.

She doesn’t feel real. She feels manufactured.

And that’s not to call her fake. If anything I’d say it’s calling her too perfect.

Angela all the way. She’s a goddess in human form.

My man.

Redhead, bottom just right of center.

Little thick, Big tits, red hair. What’s not to love.

Four all the way. Tattoos, tits, tallest, and the prettiest eyes.

Far right.

They’re all sorority model Barbie dolls but right at least has some tits and a little meat on her.

Not my type but an interesting lineup.

Redhead.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she’s explaining it with words to help. “okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?” She asks.

“None, you shoot a crowd they’re all gonna fly off” the teacher laughs at this answer and responds

“Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think.”

Johnny says “Ma’am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn’t like it; Which ones the married one?” The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says

“Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing”

Johnny responds, “Well for the sake of accuracy, it’s the one who’s wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think”

Give me number 2.

While I usually go for the biggest tits in a lineup, the fact this makes out at a B kinda dampens that.

She has this adorable kind of cherubic face that I really like? Reminds me of an Australian actress whose name I can’t remember.

Dead center. Beautiful with some decent tits.

Rhianna all the way.

Absolutely beautiful woman with a beautiful voice. And she seems like she’d be such a great partner.

Also, when fucking from behind, you want a girl with a fat ass.

Far right.

She’s got the best curves and arguably the best face though 2 gives her some competition.

Right? Hahaha

Amirah has that pug nose I never cared for but she’s also got tits for days and perfect dick riding stance.