Water fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.

Fundamental Attribution Error there

I’ll never understand you burnt dust lovers. I want my teeth to sink into a delicious warm and gooey inside that showcases all the juicy oil and milk inside.

Alternatively you get the funky song that decides to have some weird change up for the last 10-20 seconds which you suffer through on every repeat.

I like to imagine that’s just a REALLY good mountain goat. Like “pfft! No more ground? I’ll just climb up these water vapor crystals into the sky.”

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

Wow let’s stop talking about the failures of an entire industry because 1 oil company does 1 thing right!

Make sure to find a good concrete block to put your review on afterwards