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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • Tell them you did something unverifiable but technical.

    “I started a game studio with a buddy from college. No, sorry, I don’t have a TIN (tax identification number [IRS])”

    Give them a number to a burner phone and fake an accent.

    “Tom? Yeah we worked together at ___ I felt like he was a great guy to work with.”

    Tell them you were deathly sick.

    “Yeah I had skin cancer. Nothing major but I had to take it easy and after beating it we all went on vacation to celebrate”

    Tell them you lived the software engineer dream life

    “After leaving my last job I wanted a change of pace so I went to become a bartender in Melbourne. It was all under the table”