Yeah, I’m seeing this and want to scream at the people around me “What are you doing? Don’t you see why this is suddenly happening”.

It’s kind of GTFO-time

Multiple self employments 😯

The only time in my life I managed to in public was because I had fit it into my work schedule. The routine + the body high were the only reasons I went for as long as I did. It also helped to be planning by meals according to my exercise so I had the pressure to never waste any of that extra work I was doing. But that was before people constantly recording on their phones became a thing.

Now I just do whatever bare minimum I can at home

You dick

Fantastic post. This is why I’m on this site 🤌

“I am self employed”

Still a big deal

I think trying to brush off the Epstein files gets you more status that an rotating villain but nobody on the internet can hold more than one idea at a time so sure, I guess that makes him part-time

Yuh, lemmitors wetting the bed over a gimmick account means I don’t curate my feed. Great logical throughline. Here’s a better one: A rando using a defunct letter is of equivalent emotional threat to a troll

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Ants are pretty into that shit, especially if you’re diabetic

(I had no idea. It appears it is I who is fucking cringe)

I make sure my affairs are in order then meet with my executor

You mean you don’t know about Executive Time? Wow, fucking cringe

That was almost over. He was way too winded to escape that taser shot when he did. But glad it ended happily

Yes, another 50¢ in class action settlements! That’ll show em

Oh god you’re going to summon them

When people are working I like to tell them I hope it goes by quickly. They prob’ly tired.

When my repost bot doesn’t know not to copy the [OC] tag

Depends on if what he screwed up was children