If the armband fits…

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

"Hey, Minh! Mascra wearing Hillbilly is fondling his couch! You owe me a dollar! "

Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

Crusty jugglers!

I guess they can just skip the uncle touchy middle man.

Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.

Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.

My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

To shreds, you say.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?