While this is very legitimate advice, I’ll be real, I absolutely love it when people eat the satire bait.

Doesn’t take much to entertain me.

Buuuuut you might be right I should be more clear. If “strawman” in the title doesn’t do it then idk what will so I should probably just stick the word SATIRE in all caps when I do these full satire ones.

Ain’t no way, really?

Blinken is clearly the reincarnation of Lenin!

How could you besmirch the reputation of true american leftist patriots?!

Anarcho-bidenism is the only way forward!

I’m not sure “I know one factory personally” is the gotcha you think it is.

European luxury brands are the worst when it comes to dealing with forced labor, and that includes a recent notorious case of a sweatshop in Italy.

Congrats to your buddy though. But the issue is systemic.

This is only true if you are willing to ignore/overlook the constant scandals regarding luxury brands and work conditions.

Maybe you were actually looking for bad-drawings.com, the most honest website name on the Internet.

Hell yeah I love personal growth arcs

I am silly and I love you.

Now now, just because I’m a very silent and very serious penguin doesn’t mean I have anything to do with those two.

My pastel strawmen are now invading the fediverse too.

I am inevitable

More smuggies on thebad.website.