You’d think that guy could have brought the elk a sign too

Same. Ex designer and programmer here

Second this. I’d vanish

Fuck no

I’ll let you know if you talk in your sleep once you wake up. Hiding in your home for now. See you soon.

Sounds like it’s time to execute a few more CEOs

This one’s perfect

Yeah, this definitely doesn’t count as running on a c64.

Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

So many new terms to learn

We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.

Fucking epic backlog here, maybe I can actually get to playing some of them now

Family

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You’d think this dumb cunt could just fuck off and enjoy her fortune, but no

hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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Probably did it for the carpool lane access