Mike Wallace was hot AF so I understand

Those sound like poor people problems

That first day when I figured out masturbation was tops, all down hill from there

When you’re flogging every secretary with tonight’s cigar, it’s not surprising.

As a kid I thought milk was cow pee, so please, do boil it

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer

My inner child died of dysentery many moons ago

Sadly only took a second for chatGPT to produce this

#include <iostream> using namespace std;

int main() { char procrastinated;

cout << "Did you procrastinate? (y/n): ";
cin >> procrastinated;

if (procrastinated == 'y' || procrastinated == 'Y') {
    cout << "You procrastinated! Remember, study earlier next time to avoid the stress!" << endl;
} else {
    cout << "Good job staying on track! Keep it up!" << endl;
}

return 0;

}

Or just embrace it and release Diddy Kong & Luigi’s Rapetastic Assassin Adventure

Thanks

See family

No pain, no gain.

Got rhabdomyolysis from working out too hard, that saying is crap.

Thanks Biden

Never stick your dick in crazy

It’s really superb, I can’t say enough, I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. Don’t skip the side missions, they’re great too. I was sad to leave the Vatican. Let’s hope they continue to make these new Indy games!

The new Indiana Jones game which is fantastic