In colognes and deodorants. If you smell like bacon, then you need a shower. I don’t care how delicious you smell.
A vegan convention.
A muslim vegan convention.
Here are my guesses. Anyone willing to try and find out, please report back with your findings.
Grapefruit
Mountain dew
Blended into a fruit smoothie
The filling inside Gushers
Matcha green tea
Lemonade
Mixed into plain yogurt
Rum
I agree to most. But “plain yogurt with crispy bacon” does not sound that awful.
Milk
A big ol’bowl of Bacon-O’s! Hmmmmmmm…
Cheesecake
It’s not good for your conscience if you’ve seen the gas chambers where the pigs are killed.
Everything.
-Your Cardiologist
Video cards. Cooks up well enough if you play the right games but it makes a big mess.
Feces.
Bacon is not good in the garbage can. That would be a waste.
Unless it’s vegan bacon.
Parks and Rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2_bQkaG5U
Vegan food.
I can’t think of anything bacon doesn’t improve.
Bacon makes everything better, but there are also things that make bacon worse.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Thank you for the suggestion. Someday I’ll try the ice cream with bacon bits.
Bacon in ice cream is really good. I used to make this at a buffet regularly.
Now I want to try… I bet it’s fucking delicious!
Cakes and other sugary dishes.
Uhh, bacon would be delicious on a maple glazed donut
I had a bacon wrapped donut from voodoo donuts once, at the time I thought it was pretty good, then several hours later I had the worst food poisoning experience. Nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit came out of me.
Never again.
More bacon for me.
Yes but not pancakes/flapjacks.
makin pancakes. makin bacon pancakes
while not bacon, there is a recipe from Saxony-Anhalt which combined sweet rice pudding with bratwurst. (never tried it, just know it exists)
https://ddr-zeiten-buch-frueher.de/apfelreis-milchreis-mit-bratwurst-ddr-rezept/
and some people think pineapple with pizza is bad (it’s not)
Donuts. I just don’t understand the appeal. It’s a texture thing for me. Bacon is chewy. Donuts should never be… chewy.
Use crispy bacon.
/Yeast donuts have entered the chat
Christmas dinner.
Mmmmm… False.
It’s True. Ortodox Christians fast 40 days before Christmass, running from November 15 to December 24 (on the Gregorian calendar) or from November 28 to January 6 (for churches following the Julian calendar). It involves abstaining from red meat, poultry, dairy, eggs, and—at various times—fish, wine, and oil.
Christmass eve dinned is on December 24 (on the Gregorian calendar) or January 6 (for churches following the Julian calendar). So, unfortunatly, no Bacon on Christmas dinner.
Disclamer, I am not Christian but I live in Christian country.
