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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Guess he got…

    sunglasses

    Huang out to dry.

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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    Makes me wonder if this gonna change GPU prices because ever since they started pandering to the crypto and AIslop crowd their fucking GPUs became out of reach to all but those with fuck-you money.

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    Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble

  • begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
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    I hope he didn’t have a prenup

    • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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      I wonder separately if he is in the Epstein files. He’s not ivy league, he and a bunch of these pricks like microsoft’s guy went to the same Indian University or something. And idk if he was big time enough for epstein to bother with when they were running that honeypot.

      Still, I wonder though.

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    If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?

  • BigTrout75@lemmy.world
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    That jacket got him laid.

    • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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      He also has a really nice oven.

  • Damage@feddit.it
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    Is this the Gavrilo Princip moment of the semiconductor wars?

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…

    • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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      he was already a billionaire dude. you think he started off fucking employed adults?

    • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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      She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.

      • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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        Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.

        Like Mao Zedong.

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    He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.

    • EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world
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      That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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        That’s the joke.

        • cabbage@piefed.social
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          The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃

          • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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            Because he is a billionaire and CEO.

            • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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              Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.

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    Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation

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      Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn’t dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I’m sure there is a tweet building…

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      “Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards

      • djdarren@piefed.social
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        So five 5090s?

        • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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          4 5090s next January 🤨

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    Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?

    Yes.

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    We all have stories about how he fucked us.

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    Love it when bad people have bad days 😆

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    And we thought he was professional.

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      Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who’s insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There’s typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.

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        Guys don’t need to feel insecure to sleep with beautiful women. Its what everyone wants to do.

        Comments like yours are typically coming from women.

        • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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          speaking as a woman who fucks women:

          if you’re not an idiot its really easy to avoid the problematic ones who just want something from you. or enjoy your time with them without letting them take advantage.

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    Board investigation:

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