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themaninblack@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Crackers

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Crackers

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

    I melt cheese on them sometimes.

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      I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

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        I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

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          Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

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            “Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

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            She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

            We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

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        And it’s almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos…

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          I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

      • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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        I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

        But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

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          Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

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            “I kinda like it actually”

            “Shut up, Nart”

            “But —“

            “It’s a horrible life”

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      Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don’t be so surprised.

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