Lay it on me, people!
Snakes: Easy Street.
Make a sculpture of one of your hands
A layer completely covering yourself. Once baked, this will preserve valuable ethnographic information for future archeologists. /s
Too soon?
A scale model of Devil’s Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.
Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.
I see you are a man of culture as well
A soup bowl with phone stand, chopstick holder and spoon holder. Maybe even add a handle to grab it, when it’s too hot. The ultimate bowl.
Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks … place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it
Adam Smasher vs Scott Pilgrim.
Can’t go wrong with a nice porcelain butt plug.
It will hint at being usable, but one should not put stuff into ones body that can break to shards.
an obelisk
If you want to learn, make a skull. If you want anything complete, someone suggested an ashtray and I agree.
An improved version of Michelangelo’s David.
David 2: This one is all dick
Please include a butthole.
After watching Cunk on Earth I feel this is a travesty in the world of art.
Mushrooms. The first few will probably be pretty rough, but you’ll quickly start to see the possibilities with different textures, shapes, adding gills underneath, etc. If the clay is different colors you can get buck wild. After fewer than you think you’ll probably be pretty good at them. You can even screw in a hook at the top and turn them into ornaments for friends and family if that’s your thing.
Make a diorama of kids getting mauled by bears because they made fun of that bald guy in the Bible.
