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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Exploring some deep space questions

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Exploring some deep space questions

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    Depends on where the sexual organs are … which leads to the question … if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      2 years ago

      fully functional

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      I guarantee there’s some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

      • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website
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        First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that’s possibly in my head forever.

        Secondly, you’re probably right.

  • gregorum@lemm.ee
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    the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

  • negativenull@startrek.website
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    First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

    • chillbo_baggins [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Long live the Terran Empire sponsored by Wrangler

  • off_brand_@beehaw.org
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    The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet

  • Blackout@startrek.website
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    Both wrong, its more like this:

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Wait until you see him eject his warp core

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core

  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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    Both wrong.

    Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

    The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is… Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it’s old. And old people wear their pants high.

    Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn’t wearing shoes.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      This is the final, most correct answer for sure!

  • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Nacelles are like the legs of the warp drive, and the shuttle bay is like the bum, so I go with the one on the left

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Does that mean when shuttles dock…

      • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        hyperflush

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