Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Man Rushes to the Hospital After Turning Blue. He Couldn't Stop Laughing at His Diagnosis

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A U.K man was rushed to the hospital for fear of oxygen deprivation after he woke up and realized that his skin was blue.

After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.

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TL;DR: Turns out he gave a sheet.

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