One of the reasons I’m not really friends with a dude is he’d ask questions, I’d go look up the answers, and then he wouldn’t read them.

Eventually I was like, “if I go look this up are you going to read it? Or ask follow up questions?”

He was like, “is it going to be bite sized?”

I said, “I don’t think I can answer your complicated politics and history question in a way that’s all of fast complete and accurate.”

He admitted no. He wasn’t going to engage further. So I stopped looking stuff up for him, and we don’t talk much anymore.