When working from home I’m sure I have, but never in the office. That said, my ex did once at her office. She said it was a slow day and out of boredom she went into the bathroom and rubbed one out.

Not masturbation, but.

I had a girlfriend at work who would have sex any time, anywhere. We had sex in the telecom rooms hundreds of times. We had sex in my truck in the parking garage hundreds of times. One time when I was working year end we were the only people on the floor and she blew me in my office then we moved to the boardroom for sex. Once when there was a fire alarm I sent her a text that read, “Want to fuck?” and she replied, “Yes”. We went to the men’s room in the building across the street. My wife didn’t likeher and asked me to stop seeing her.

I had an out of the way office and one day during lunch I fingered my girlfriend until she got off and it got me off from her rubbing on my lap.

I work from home, so my lunch breaks are typically spent either diddling the skittle or napping

Wayyyy back when I just started dating my wife there were 2 times when we actually fucked on my work desk. It wasn’t the best but I’m glad I did it! I wouldn’t say it was company time either since it was after hours, but close enough. Also, I work in a room that is secured by key card, and only like 4 ppl would go back there, so I knew getting caught was extremely low.

Years before this, when I was first hired at the same place, there was an application that we used that had 1 admin account, so they told me the password, and it was pornchairs. Of course they laughed and when I asked why they said it was due to a guy who still works there but transferred to a different department that got caught fucking his girlfriend by them when the one guy came in after hours due to a call about something being down. I wouldn’t know what I would do if that happened…

Does anyone actually know of a guy who got caught jerking off in the office?

Yes when working from home and at conferences. If there’s like hours to kill and nothing to do, might as well browse some naughty sites. No when actually in the office. Too much chance of getting caught.