I think such circumstances require TempleOS.
I am running Ubuntu Santanic Edition
The demon is Bill Gates fueled with the tormented souls of Microsoft employees that just got layed off. The solution is to print out a few Arch wiki pages and a usb stick (with Arch) and say “the power of Torvalds compels you” until the PC is once again pure. Than keep your PC pure by avoiding absolutely proprietary software and always praying to Tux for more features.
Demons prefer FreeBSD
Linux doesn’t have this? Man, I guess I’ll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.
I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.
sed s/demon/daemon/gThe install is complete.
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
If you install Linux properly you’ll get the experience with spirits you’ll need.
TempleOS
Did you see the templeOS rice the other day on unixporn?
Dude had fuckin nix on there
Have not seen it. Got links? I’d look it up, but I’m unsure whether we’re talking Lemmy or Reddit
I can’t find it, it was on reddit though.
Well, I hope it was at least developed in collaboration with God
Ok, but imaging playing one of the new Doom games with that set up:
Action starts to get intense.
The tension, and temperature rises.
Suddenly, a whisper at the back of your mind “hail satan hail satan hail satan”
As more enemies appear, and the temperature rises, it becomes louder, pulsing in your ears. Somehow a whisper that is now shouting.
As you cleanse the demonic filth, the chanting subsides and stops, bringing a measure of peace, at least for the moment.
Your computer wants to be possessed by Daemons sir
Daemons > demons
Well… the satanists I’ve met definitely seemed like a Linux crowd, so it’s not the worst suggestion prior to sacrificing a goat or something of that nature.
The machine spirit yearns for linux
The HOLIX community might be your place of salvation.
HOLIX, the operating system for those holier than thou. The true and only OS. Come to HOLIX!
Pleasantly surprised seeing tpwrtrmnky here.
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