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Indoors. Sand.
“I hate sand”
Memes aside, beach sex is one of those great in theory, less fun in practice without a lot of forethought and preparation. If I got the choice, my partner and I are going indoors or at least somewhere with some shade and cushioning.
Beach sex is awful! Sand is rough, it gets everywhere.
And I’m not even joking, I’ve done it. Another thing that looks super romantic in movies but is terrible IRL is shower sex. It’s like being waterboarded all the time.
How often you have sex with your wife?
Now I’m old (50s) with kids still at home, so I’d say once every two weeks, maybe. When we were dating, we had sex in a then desert beach and near a waterfall at a national park (it was rainy, so nobody around). After marriage it was twice or three times a week. With former girlfriends, I’ve done it inside the car in a traditional dating spot, tried in the shower once and never again, in an “adults only” campsite where we could hear everyone fucking at night.
Totally_not_a_bot how’s your sex life with your partner?
Beach is best for getting excited, after that… the sand is a problem.
… don’t have to go indoors afterward though, just away from the sand.
