Alright, I’m sick of pretending I don’t approve. You go girl, we’re all adults here and have needs, so live out that disgusting Scottish ghost boning fantasy all you want, nothing to be ashamed of!

Just please also strike any mention of “Caitian heat VI” from my file when it comes to holodeck-related injuries, OK?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol_(1999_film) My favorite rendition.

There are 4 ghosts to choose from!

Clean up in aisle 3 thru 10

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Instead of playing Scrooge, Data should been the ghost of Christmas past.

The cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future.

TBH 10 hours of Christmas anything should be a method of torture forbidden by the Geneva convention.