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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What You're acc to your fav language

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What You're acc to your fav language

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    Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language

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      Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS

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        If you’re favourite is CSS you are an artist.

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      Behold!

      http://html-lang.org/

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    Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided

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      Removed by mod

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        At least with labview there’s all sorts of NI proprietary shit which makes instrumenting labview equipment slightly less torturous. Matlab is literally just expensive Python inside the world’s worst GUI and one indexing so it’s annoying to port algorithms out of it

      • Dale@lemmy.world
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        How dare you speak that name to me

    • latesleeper@lemmy.world
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      It’s the only programming language I really delved into. I haven’t had to program since college. I found it very useful.

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    “You are an engineer and a nerd”

    We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.

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      What language is that one?

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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MATLAB

        • BynaD@lemm.ee
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          Thanks!

      • elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Matlab

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.

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      It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.

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        And a Python developer is born!

        Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…

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          You don’t have to go from crazy to slightly less crazy. You could try living that lean compiled life.

          • Dr. Jenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube
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            We can go leaner. Why use a compiler when an assembler is all you need?

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              Good point. Why stop there?

              https://xkcd.com/378/

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            These days that’s still python

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            Strong types are really just healthy, clearly defined boundaries

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      You just described my life. JS is hell.

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        You guys are using typescript right? … right?

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          Yes. However, The same cannot be said for every other dev on the project.

          Typescript helps a lot but JS still lacks a lot of the functionality, and especially the tooling, available in other frameworks.

          Going from ASP.Net Core to NestJS is like digging holes with a shovel instead of a backhoe. It feels like a huge downgrade. And then half your time is spent dealing with the incredibly finicky dev environment.

          I am not impressed.

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            Interesting! I have built several projects entirely in TS or with react/next frontends and I enjoy the DX a lot now that I have the experience with the overwhelming breadth of options out there. It was very frustrating and overwhelming for me at first though. I found Dockerizing to help with consistency and finickiness.

            Just curious, what are you missing most from asp.net core?

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      Try typescript

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    Not all of these are programming languages btw

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      You’re a nerd for knowing that.

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        You’re a nerd for calling them out about it.

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        I was basically begging for that comment ^^

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      Scripting languages are for popular kids and jocks.

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        I don’t know all of them, but I was talking about React being a framework, not a language.

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          Hah, I kinda glossed over that one. Not sure what the downvote is about, it’s a joke. JS and PHP are the two I’m most familiar with and they’re scripting languages, not “proper” programming languages. That doesn’t make them any less serious. Anyway, React, being a library for a scripting language, is two steps removed.

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            A scripting language is certainly a programming language. In fact, it can be hard to even draw a line at all. PHP is just-in-time compiled, and has static analysis tools that can catch errors that are normally considered “compile-time” - scripting language or no? Is Typescript compiled? Are JVM bytecode and WASM just very low level scripting languages? Can you write a powerful web application using BASH? What even is Lisp, in this context? “Scripting language” is a poor abstraction, really.

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            matlab is considered a programming language but that piece of shit acts more like a scripting language than php

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            Scripting languages are a subset of programming languages though.

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    What You’re acc to your fav language

    Parse error in /usr/lib/dict/en_all.h

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    MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.

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      I really enjoyed using MATLAB in school and it really helped with some of my graduate stuff. What scummy stuff are they up to? Any alternatives you’d recommend?

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        Python with numpy/matplotlib/scipy.

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    I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie

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      This interface is bloated

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      How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.

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    If you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd

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      Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)

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      Guess I’m one.

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      Am I delusional or am I really that nerdy? Who doesn’t recognise at least one of these?

      I feel like they’re all super common language/frameworks

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    Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.

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    What about PowerShell?

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      Have you ever been to PowerShell Summit? It’s the only nerd conference I’ve ever attended where only about half the attendees actually realized they are nerds at a nerd conference. I love the vibe. It’s got style and pizzazz.

      That said, the added entry for PowerShell would still be: “You are a nerd.”

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        No, but now that’s absolutely on my radar, lol.

        And yes! Woohoo!

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      My favorite programming language is VBA

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        deleted by creator

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      Lost and confused nerd.

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    Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
    I am a nerd!

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    Elixir: Look of superiority

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      IYKYK

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    Mine is “nobody cares about camels anymore”

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      Oh, Camels…

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      We’re old nerds.

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        You are a nerd and your back hurts

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      Is that an OCaml reference/joke?

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        Perl. But OCaml works too, I guess.

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      tbf perl nerds still are some of the nerdiest of nerds

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      The poetry contests were great. I miss that.

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    I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.

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      Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.

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        Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.

        In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.

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          Damn, this guy Haskells.

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            Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.

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