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Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf
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    2 years ago

    Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She’s right but at the same time, how dare she!

    • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

    • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let’s get you to bed.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn’t a daily thing for me either).

    Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.

  • MartinXYZ@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Donuts

    OP is Obviously a cop!

  • MrSqueezles@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    More like

  • Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    That’s sad.

  • rocky1138@sh.itjust.works
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    Be careful with ibuprofen

    • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Be careful with any pill

  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    Meditation is better for you

    • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣

  • MTP@lemmy.world
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    You’ve got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

    • GigglyBobble@kbin.social
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      Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

  • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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    Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

  • sour@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    nicotine

  • Enzy@lemm.ee
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    Try meth instead.

    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      Why do you think he’s blue?

      • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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        The doughnuts. I assumed service or retail, but who knows?

  • theodewere@kbin.social
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    just remember to drink water, kids

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    “Donuts”

    You mean sugar… Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

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    Go to sleep one hour earlier.

    Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

    Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

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      ThanksImCured

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        Then continue shitty habits. They were offering advice that actually works.

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          They were at least offering advice. You’re just dunking on people for personal validation

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            Thanks for the input, chief

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