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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

You're only as dead as you feel

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You're only as dead as you feel

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.

    • xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com
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      So you can continue to be shitty in family game night! Don’t you also want to continue to cause disagreements and conflicts between family members?

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    What if I get cremated before I die?

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      I mean… not MUCH before

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    That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀

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      The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes

      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don’t eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you’re only going to be a 3-minutes!

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          That’s dreadful; I love it

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