Poor dog.
Right? Do all the stupid reckless shit you want to yourself, but leave the poor animal out of it.
If the guy doesn’t come back, I assume that the dog dies of thirst at the house.
Might be that going under in rapids is a better way to go.
Generally people don’t leave their dogs at home alone with enough food and water to last until they get back. I mean, this idiot might, but most other people either board their dog, get someone to keep the dog while you’re gone, or get a house sitter.
Cats on the other hand…here’s a massive bowl of whatever pellets and I filled the tub with water. Don’t eat the plants and stop flicking your turds on the floor. I’ll be back in a week.
That’s because cats are smart and dogs are dumb. Dogs would eat all of the food at once and then puke it up and then eat the puke.
But I’m still a dog person.
Dumb dogs.
Raft, huh? That’s a very charitable way to describe it.
It looks like the sort of thing you’d see someone build in a movie about escaping a desert island.
Didn’t Mythbusters do it on a duct tape raft?
I didn’t watch much Mythbusters, but it sounds like something they would do.
They made a raft for floating. White water needs a bit more rigidity.
Duct tape canyon. https://www.discovery.com/shows/mythbusters/episodes/duct-tape-canyon
Edit to add
brave Class 5 rapids, all with duct tape and bubble wrap
Ah hell nah someone took the Stockton Rush approach
I don’t know why you are so bummed, man, but if my dog made a homemade raft I would be impressed.
Damn. Fuckin’ dark, but damn.
