I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: “we’ve been stupid for so long, we can’t give up now.”

Yes, even your religion.

One day i will have someone that shops for me and then i will fuck children and live the american dream too

He wouldn’t understand it.

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Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

And the rest of the country just bends over.

But billionaires are like celebrities. You need to cheer for them and buy them stuff.

I bet most americans are super proud to host these parasites.

Hey at least you’re brave and free.

It blew mi mind today when i read that people work at Walmart AND collect food stamp. What is even the point of working if you can’t afford to live?

If he was a pedo pastor, Trump might actually start to care

History shows that they are really into killing and raping innocent citizen because a rich guy tells them to. What makes you think they care? A lot of them are even brown, win win

30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

It 100% has to have his name on it in golden letters. Otherwise what’s even the point.

Not someone. He has to be republican and a nazi.

Just one more moron to steer the ship around. Trust me. One more braindead criminal.

For me i got progressively warmer. I own like 20 pair of shorts and 2 pair of pants.

It’s a slippery slope, next thing you know you have to treat gay and black people like humans.

Democracy is when we’re allowed to own guns.

So to them it’s all in the green.

They’re not even get grifted by the Monorail guy from the Simpsons, they get grifted by a fat, stupid pedophile that shits his pants. Crayy