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The leopards have contracted obesity from all the faces

Then it becomes rather complex

Not like we wanted to be, but if we have to…

Not like russians care a lot about getting their wounded out to begin with. A lot of them either die from the wounds, get captured or get sent right back into the blender.

Today’s word of the day is yonic

Being part of a Soviet Union would do that, unfortunately.

I like your train of thought

That’s the neat part. Reducing the overall number of cars on the roads also massively benefits people who have to use one. Since you don’t need to crawl through traffic any more.

Good, stop buying those

Surely she’s just being very polite.

And then Bolsheviks killed the people who overthrew the tsar, and installed their own dictatorship.

And keep in mind he views all countries with russian-speaking populace as colonies of russia, so that’s a nice pretense to keep invading.

That doesn’t stop them from sending people into the meat grinder every day and bombing civilians every night. There are still many lives lost and ruined. Don’t take this threat lightly.

That didn’t and won’t stop them from throwing people into the grinder and terrorise the civilians.

PSA: deodorants don’t do shit if you don’t shower before applying. If anything, it might make the smell worse.

Don’t worry, everyone says something like that sometimes /s

Yeah, he’s running for mayor of Ankh-Morpork

About 7 or 8 years ago there was a guy running for mayor of Kyiv and a seat in Ukrainian parliament who changed his legal name to Darth Vader (okay turns out here were multiple of them). I still have one of the fridge magnets his campaign was giving out.

I would make a joke about “liberating” Tatarstan, but I believe they are perfectly capable of doing it themselves. We just need to pull enough of putin’s resources away so that he can’t keep a tight grip on colonies.

The only alcohol I drink even with friends is various ciders, because they actually taste nice and the alcohol content is low enough for me to handle.