The various boot discs I had to get a Dreamcast to run foreign, pirated games.

Also got a NES emulator running on it, I have a disc somewhere with the full NES library that runs on Dreamcast. Made a few bucks selling those at school.

Season 7 of the Clone Wars is actually worth watching, and ties up a few loose ends. Other than that, I would add read the books. The good stories all happen well away from the cinematic stuff.

Government officials conducting official business via Twitter makes their intentions sus, IMO.

I’m not a doomsday prepper, but stuff like this makes me want to sequester some gear…

Happy Tree Friends

Thank you! You know what you need to do to make things work, and you’re not one of the people who think “North” = “The direction I’m facing”

Reading a map.

GPS is great & all, but I know people that if you put a paper map in front of them they’re still lost because they can’t correlate the map with reality.

That’s because you have to pass 3 dollar generals to get to the Walmart.

That doesn’t look like GORILLAS.BAS

Aahhhhhhhh fuck.

Am I really that old?

My local roads are shit, the SUV prevents me damaging my vehicle in all the potholes / construction zones.

I would totally rock a Slate, though.

Bang.

US justice: If you’re rich, you’re not a criminal.

If there’s not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?

Donald Slump

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.