There must be some wild reward system at The Daily Beast for saying that <whatever> “melted down” or “humiliated”. They say these same things in so many headlines.
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politics @lemmy.world•It Sure Looks Like Trump Was the One Who Damaged the Reflecting Pool
9·6 days agoOf course it was him. But since he has poisoned the entire discussion of the thing with claims about razors that “made” algae grow that has been promoted to actual, normal discussion, it doesn’t even remotely matter to his people that he was the one who fucked it up, be cause it’s impossible for him to do anything wrong. He has very strongly and powerfully flooded the zone with shit, and 30% of everybody in this country is performatively bragging about how much of that shit they can fit into their mouths. They can barely speak to each other their mouths are so full of shit.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump cryptically announces plans for Thursday night national address
4·7 days agoYeah, this is just gonna be an event to state that something has become inevitable and that nothing can be done except to destroy [something] to save [whatever]. It will all be horseshit but it will ratchet the Horseshit Window over to always be open toward grimmer and dumber horseshit.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House touts launch of 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations
17·12 days ago“Then we’ll just say Costco is a national security threat and must be closed to save/destroy it/us/them/whatever from communism (or whatever)”
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Technology@lemmy.world•On December 4, Microsoft announced a global price increase for Office 365. Pricing updates take effect July 1, 2026.
18·18 days agoI will continue to globally not use Office 365 again for another year. Easy.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s ‘Obscene’ 1.4 BILLION in Crypto Grift Income Shows Why Congress Must Act
5·19 days agoCongress won’t act. The court will strategically hem/haw a path through allowing one specific advantage and not allowing another specific disadvantage. Need to think of something else.
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politics @lemmy.world•Speaker Johnson abandons floor agenda, sends members home early amid GOP rebellion
4·19 days agoHis job is just to have a haircut that makes it seem sensible to do whatever it is that they want to do.
I’m reading the 4th Maze Runner book to my boys right now. There’s an extragovernmental organization called WICKED that took advantage of some huge solar flares that caused tremendous worldwide damage. So I’m kind of hoping that there won’t be any huge solar flares that can be taken advantage of.
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politics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court birthright citizenship ruling 'a tremendous betrayal' says Heritage chief
8·19 days agoThey are going to keep reconsidering it until they don’t have to reconsider it anymore.
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politics @lemmy.world•US Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship in blow to Trump
5·20 days agoThere will be some other way that they try to snake this in there. We just don’t see it yet. I feel like these decisions mean very little to these people other than that they are annoyed by the ways they are perceived. Once it’s nut-cutting time and they pull some kind of actual, meaningful sweep serious bullshit, it’ll just be a matter of time before they demand to resolve some emergency that they deliberately created in order to resolve the emergency. And then it sticks and what we have now is gone.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are there any websites from the 90s that you can remember but can find no trace of now?
3·20 days agomrcranky.com was a pretty good early message board that is utterly gone now. I’ve barely even thought about it for like 20 years, but it was fun while it lasted.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump administration touts Iran deal as a payday for US farmers, but Iran denies it
6·26 days agoHe’s posting right now that he’s going to have the oil companies investigated because his brain has somehow retained a portion of a message he heard that fuel prices are up and climbing. So naturally he acts first and thinks never to say that gas prices must come down, completely ignoring that all of this stupid bullshit is entirely his own fault.
I am convinced that I somehow got the highest score possible on the downhill skateboarding thing in California Games. I was going to take a picture of it to send to GamePro or EGM, but we didn’t have any film.
I think the thing that irks me more than anything else about Windows is that it always refers to itself as “us”. I hate it.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s $14M reflecting pool paint job is now peeling off and floating to the surface
6·1 month agoI don’t think they care/know much about pussy shit like planning. I think the only goal was to put that $18M into his slob friend’s hands and then just say it was Obama’s fault. The name of the company that did this is named Greenwater Services. This is all so stupid and wasteful and benefits nobody other than one of his thralls wiggling his eyebrows up and down.
dogpuppy is an alright name
[2s later] kidding, kidding, haha





It says so right here in the Trumpstitution and the Trumplaration of Trumpdependence you libtard, get a brain u morans