Must be impossible to interject with jokes if you need to run this every time

Rephrase

where’s

Wondering if it’s because the law is taken so literally in the US, instead of being in the “spirit” of the law. So if it’s too broad or vague, someone will use a loophole.

Kids under aye-aye

Birdy birdy in the sky, why’d you do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my god…

Just regular sperm then?

LibreOffice M-M-M-M-M-M-M-ONSTER KILLS OpenOffice…

A modest proposal

Any of those man-eating predators still around?

Rewriting history

Also know as the KKK. Wait…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

Left molar is RFID, right molar is cyanide. No… wait… Left is cyani

I think it’s electrolytes. You know, what plants crave.

I don’t even know where to think.

Vendetta 1800

Oh, this is a lot sadder than I initially thought. I thought this might be 2 humans somehow interacting on a date with the help of AI, but this is for 1 human interacting with their AI bot in a date environment. This is a sad reflection of where humanity could be headed.

Is there a song where you could reliably tell the difference between 320 and flac?

67% of statistics are made up on the spot.