Fuck this guy with a pineapple.

I think instead of “gift” they mean “payment for services rendered”.

I’ve had mine for years and it has always worked perfectly. The reason I originally bought it was because you could actually buy the parts to replace anything that failed. I do recommend the thermos caraffe over the glass one.

Truer words were never spoken.

Really looking forward to Trump’s own end. Come on, heart disease, LFG!

Damn, I wish this motherfucker would just stroke out already.

Why is it fascists have absolutely no rhythm and dance like uncoordinated morons?

Fuck every one of these mother fuckers.

So says the couch fucker.

Fuck this click-bait title. How about “Progressive Incumbent Fends Off Moderate Challenger” instead.

Fuck him and fuck ICE.

Fuck every one of these DINO ass hats. I hope they all get cancer.

How about if old Couch Fucker brings about his own personal end times?

Wish he’d hurry up and die so we don’t have to keep paying him.

Shut up, couch fucker.

Outcome: he’s a typical Gross Old Pedo Republican who does what they always do. Fucking grifters.

Moms for Liberty need to get fucked so hard. Too bad they are all ignorant sluts and no one wants to put their dick in crazy. Hope their children abandon them and they all die alone.

Fuck that orange sack of shit so hard.

Fuck every goddamned republican. May they rot in hell.

OK, if it destroys all the politicians in Washington, I’m totally on board. There are some museums there I’d like to keep.