The ‘manly’ man can also appreciate her for who she really is

“How the mind works”. Can’t believe how bad that sentence is. Sends shivers down my spine.

Also, I believe it was originally marketed as a mixer

I take only one pill a day, but still use a pill organizer for this reason

Whenever I lock my door, I do something unique and unusual at the same time. Like knocking the door knob twice, or tapping my forehead. When I try to remember if I locked the door or not, I’m no longer concerned if I’m just remembering locking it from a previous day, because I remember doing the unique action too

Thanks Hanks. Thanks

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard

The “original” version of that quote is unattested and likely made up post facto