I have an alternative theory:

We have so much stigma around being poor. I would probably cry myself to death out of joy if I woke up in a world where people felt shame for hoarding wealth.

This might be the only true thing he’s ever said.

let me spell it out for you: Why would I want to look at his website at all?

They are not crumbling, they are being destroyed, purposefully.

looks best without a browser at all.

He’s trying to save his own ass by destroying the world.

I love it.

Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the parking lot!

Damn, that joke falls pretty flat when you change dicks to cars.

is flipping the table a strong first move? Debatable.

It was just funny because the way you worded it could be interpreted to mean “why would someone buy a kettle that boils water at a lower or higher temp, just wait longer”. (If you set the kettle to a lower temp, it won’t boil unless it’s at a higher altitude because the kettle shuts off at that temp.)

I’ve told recruiters that if they don’t allow remote work then they can fly me out for an interview if they want more than a phone call.

If you’re looking for a pulpy noir in that vein, I suggest The Dresden Files.

I want my robot hand to grant wishes.

for it to boil water at a lower temperature, the kettle would have to rocket itself into the sky a few thousand feet.

the temp settings on kettles are usually because some teas taste better when brewed at lower temps than boiling.

Sony:

Blue needs to do the job and stop leaving it up to green.

Adding a binary package host allows Portage to install cryptographically signed, compiled packages. In many cases, adding a binary package host will greatly decrease the mean time to package installation and adds much benefit when running Gentoo on older, slower, or low power systems.

exactly my thought. You have no choice, an ear is going to be grafted to somewhere on your body. Why NOT choose the center of your forehead? especially if it’s temporary.

unless the damage was so severe the foot was the best spot :(