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They could say “the connection is probably lost,” but it’s more fun to do naive time-averaging to give you hope that if you wait around for 1,163 hours, it will finally finish.

Took me a bit.

Same.

🎯

Her wiki says she is. Born 1933.

As homophobic as Louisiana is, they sure do gobble a lot of dusty old man cock.

Crack, meth, or both: which is it?

Both. Got it.

Huh.

Nothing. Inhale through your nose under the blanket, exhale through the snorkel. EZPZ

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

Ding ding ding. If you can see light when looking up the barrel through the breech/chamber, your weapon is very likely to be clear.

Followed with:

2. Never aim your weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy.

3. Keep your trigger finger straight and along the receiver until you intend to fire your weapon.

4. Keep your weapon on safe until ready to fire.

5. Be aware of your target, your surroundings, and what lies beyond your target.

I dunno about aggressive, they seem pretty courteous to me

If you aren’t condition 4 when entering, I’ll meet you at condition 0.

Tennessee will never not be like Louisiana: perpetually republican. Yes, maybe some time in the far distant future, but by that time the concept of the United States will no longer matter.

What, Texas doing Texas shit? No fuckin way!

Well, shit. Got 2 tebibytes to transfer, guess I’d better start now, hey?

Pride of the republicans.

BLASTS even

Somewhere between the sixth algorithmic outrage of the morning and the ninth “you’ll-never-believe-this” clip of the afternoon, people forgot how to do the slow, unprofitable work of letting someone else’s words actually hit their bloodstream.

This is where I popped smoke for an evac. I know this writing style, have seen it before countless times on countless other blogs, and it’s trying too hard to be edgy and angry. There’s most certainly a demographic for this, and author is definitely writing to that demographic, and I’m not it.