THIS. IS. SPARTA!!

My cat when I don’t feed her on time

I’ve seen my wife open the mailbox, look at what’s in it, say “Ugh I don’t want to deal with that,” and PUT IT BACK IN THE MAILBOX

My wife and I refer to this as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract

Oh hell yes, utilize drives me nuts. Its supposed to mean when you find a particularly effective, often different than typical purpose, for usage of something.

I utilize the word utilize as a way to identify people who spit out word jargon to hide their ineptitude

I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that

I studied engineering in college (in the US) and on exams they’d throw a mix of imperial and metric problems at us.

Any time it was imperial, a lot of us would convert everything to metric, solve the problem, then convert the answer back to imperial

True, but at some point they’ll leak it by sharing the file with the wrong email address

6a here, exact same story for me. It also would not charge past 75% after the latest update until I turned off adaptive battery. Worked great until the update