Probably should have just said “Ethernet”

Nope, Cat5 was nominally rated for 100 MHz, but was superseded by Cat5e for greater reliability at such speeds

“Privacy for me, not for thee”

Cat5? Not even Cat5e? You sure the problem isn’t just that their connection is 10Mbps or worse and we sites aren’t just taking a couple minutes to load?

Is the Wi-Fi down, or is Internet access down? Because you’re probably gonna need a gerbil instead of that hamster

What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

That is the joke.

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Ten bucks says he declares Marshal Law instead.

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Hey now, let’s be fair. Sometimes they just kill people to save themselves the trouble.

Bell pepper!

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.

I already have bowls. And spoons.

Not even in theory, no.

How does that work with the melted part?

Bro that’s a salad

Not that you’d ever want spinach on a pizza, but otherwise, hell yeah