Adam Savage

I fear for the future

If you hate mexicans, maybe don’t live by Mexico?

Is the water green or blue?

Your face.

I have had a hundred dollar bill in my wallet for a week because it makes me feel fancy. Someone paid me back in cash and I have just kept it.

Right… So what happens is you dump money into it, the government then dumps money into it, you cash out, then the government is out money and you grain money… Assuming you have capital to fuck around with prior.

At least 8 people named, “John”

This is what I’ve gathered so far.

Trump Admin: “remove your DEI programs and stop your students from protesting”

Harvard: “…no.”

Trump Admin: “we’ll pull your funding.”

Harvard: “… Aight.”

Trump Admin: “we’ll also remove your immigrant students visas and dig into your old tax files to make sure you’re not hiding anything like the un-American, unpatriotic, loser school you are!”

Harvard: “…k.”

Trump Admin: “…!”

Harvard: “…”

Trump Admin: “… Hey actually that letter was not meant for you. Someone sent that and they weren’t supposed to.”

Harvard: “… Okay… You might want to address that.”

Trump Admin: “Stop being so whiny and acting like a child about it. Get over it.”

I feel like I’m screaming, “help” at the top of a mountain, yet nobody can hear me. I feel like almost all online interactions are false. I feel like my day to day life is shrinking from country scale to community to household scale. This is where we are divided and we don’t care for another, but only ourselves. Not out of greed, but out of perceived necessity. It’s all fake.

… Is this the new age dark ages?

What’s weird to me is that if this were any other person, there wouldn’t be a potential of death penalty. We wouldn’t have heard about it. Also, nobody would’ve fucking cared.

Wtf is happening

Texas is like the less successful sibling of California and California went on to become Jonny Kim.

I see the humor and the word being used as such on videos all over with the comments being positive. It’s not what I do, it’s what I see.

Wait I saw this on the game Heavy Rain.

You can’t say retard anymore. You have to say autistic. Somehow that’s okay now.

Jokes on you, color didn’t exist when this photo was taken. Life was just grayscale.