Just get a Fent-a.

The only soft drink with the extra kick of terrible addiction!

How about I get us started? To get the groove going;

AHHH! Look at my Bank Account! I have money left after paying rent! OHHH THE HUMANITY! 😨

Quick! Someone make a movie where the population suffers from affordable housing, free and universal healthcare, fair taxation, and a healthy planet!

There is a small German town completely encased in Switzerland. Perhaps we could reroute Putin to there and

… beat him to an indistinguishable pulp!

And sunlight, I guess?

You write almost 27 comments per day, after all! A really normal amount of time and effort to spend online arguing with people! 🥸

I’m pretty sure your views on everything will be balanced and reflected!

Mach ihn fertig Brudi!

( . Y . )

I was wondering the first time I read of this, is it a smart Idea to give Guns to the People you occupy?

Aren’t Private Jets the Yachts of the Sky?

NGL, I have not thought of Hulk Hogan at first. I was just like “Yeah just some generic wrestling dude” but damn that’s what he looks like. This “style” of him became the staple for any generic Wrestler for me.

You know the Blimps are the buses of the Air, they say.

Ah damn. They stopped the Challenge where you get 1 Million USD if you can prove you have Paranormal Powers.

something something CIA something something USA WORSE!

Sounds great! I’m onboard!

Du bist ein scheiß Rassist und jetzt sieh zu das du Land gewinnst!

Happy now?

Don’t worry! I got you.

Go die in a ditch, Putler.

Why would you? This is probably the WORST Gum of them all! Mhmm spicy Cinnamon! Something I was craving all day!

Unbelievable. There is an article about how Germans take to the streets to protest our biggest threat to Democracy and the potential next Nazis-Party and the only thing you say is one of the most racist things I have ever read on here. Shame on you.

I could see that they try to get away with just Circus, tho.