I don’t know but I would try Tasker if it were me.

rip

Hey step mom… how did you get stuck

What operating system?

deleted by creator

Zero

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Like What?

Straight to jail

Yes

I got two turntables and a microwave…

mysql is full of bad design

myspace

TIL

I think because one gets the point across easily while the other is pedantic

Can I quote you on that?

Bacon

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish