https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Skl71urqKu0

The fattest pigs make the crispiest bacon.

Seattle almost got ranked choice voting. The initiative unfortunately failed. :(

My favorite Australian song right now is I HATE RICH CUNTS by MUDRAT.

Edit: I also really like Tom Cardy. If you’re a fan of comedic music, at least check out Big Breakfast.

I also find it a bit strange that people are not allowed to express their dissatisfaction with the current system without having perfect reasoning as to why AND a holistic solution to their situation. I think you should be able to say “I’m not sure this is working” without also having the burden of being the architect of the future world laid upon you.

Compys! Or Compsognathus if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

Hopefully not as voluminous as you though.

I bought a silly game that just launched called Escape From Duckov. Played it for three hours straight! It’s kinda addicting.

You can’t fool me. You’re just trying to offload your pancake surplus! (I’ll take three stacks please…)

To buy a house. And yeah.

I’m gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.

Can’t get turned into a zombo if I’m already one! C’mere and gimme that hug!

Just throw my rotting corpse in the compost.

Really? I heard he really turned his life around so to speak.

Perhaps you have too much faith in complacent American morons. Apologies for being repetitive.

The whole DKC2 soundtrack is solid gold. I’m hard pressed to find tracks that aren’t amazing.

From Homeworld: “No one is left. Everything’s gone. Kharak is burning.”

My son once saw a penis on accident and now all he does is play video games. Societal collapse is at our doorstep! Act now!

I tend to trust experts in their field because, well, imagine the alternatives.

Gotta popularize riot season.