For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

I’ve only poked it once, just to be sure. He was used and nobody knew, so I had to find out

Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.

Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao

Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process

I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke

brb growing male cat balls

Two girls. Both missing their ovaries and uterus. And a boy with a suspiciously empty sac. I’m no detective, but it seems weird.

I was gonna say “spray” but figured people would be like “why isn’t your cat fixed??”

You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?

You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something

I’ll go ask his hologhost.

Does nobody think that Ozzy would think it’s rad as fuck that he’s an undying digital ghost? I think he might enjoy it. I remember when he first saw a remote. The man loves tech.

And this is financial advice, too!

But they said IANAL and also I’m not a lawyer. So it has to be what I think it is.

Hey what are you doing this weekend I have an idea

I think we got ours off of Amazon. Once you’re there, you’re everywhere. Mostly.

That’s the brand of gauges we use, and I’m in Kentucky, so I reckon so lol

Nice

HVAC?