Just like the diskworld

You can change that with just some oxidation

Do the creep

Nothing beats titanium and I fight everyone who thinks otherwise.

I know it’s no heavy metal but it’s still metal as fuck. Also with a density of 4,5g/cm³ it’s almost there.

And Britain

And France

And Italy

And almost everywhere

Fascism is on the fucking rise everywhere

They copypaste from a century ago

My friends, family and I believe most of my colleagues think so

Doesn’t every living being feel pain in one way or another? That’s like the most basic survival instinct of them all

Put it in the bank, I have everything I need and can afford and everything else is still far out of reach with 50k.

We trade Britain for Egypt and the Suez Canal

Why catapults, why not trebuchets?

Pah, even then. They knew of the crimes, they were a willing part of it and they lied through their teeth when the Allies came. Because why would you feel the need to deny if you truly wouldn’t have known about the genocide and everything else?

And that’s why they’re back now, because they were never gone.

A therapist for the rapist

Nobody forced them to join

That can only lead to excellent results and will never result in any mistakes whatsoever, I’m absolutely sure.

Many Americans seem to be fine with that, must be some kind of national kink.

Instead of a Plus version they should just offer upgraded parts for the base phone.

My favourite type is fairy so it would be something pink and comfy. You come in and rest and in the end don’t even want to leave. Maybe some kind of café

Loyalty means telling those your loyal to bluntly and directly when they fuck up.