Bananas are proof of god

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-declares-evolution-and-big-bang-theory-are-right-and-god-isn-t-a-magician-with-a-magic-wand-9822514.html

Pope Francis was onboard.

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren’t allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn’t be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

Boiling/freezing depends on pressure as well as temperature, I think water would actually turn into steam if sprayed into space. There’s a story of a spacesuit technician being accidentally exposed to a vacuum and he says his last memory is feeling the saliva bubble on his tongue.

https://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/aerospace-engineering/space-suit-design/early-spacesuit-vacuum-test-wrong/

No vehicles in the park

Because there’s an after-after life as well

I’m actually happy to see Truss lining up with Farage. I know some people like big Nige but I haven’t met a single person who has a positive thing to say about Liz Truss. Hopefully she drags him down with her

Why won’t you send me your private key? Don’t you trust me? 🥺💔😭

He never had it

If it’s offensive to somebody else and upsetting them, yep. Delete.

If it’s only bad because it’s embarrassing to you, no. Own it.

People over here are starting to get the perfect bright white teeth that America popularised now. I hate it, looks so fake. We derisively call it “Turkey teeth” because they often fly to Turkey to get it done on the cheap.

I’ve argued with litterers before and it goes along the lines of “it’s already messy, everyone’s doing it”. Same sort of excuses you get from cheaters and such. I don’t mean to go all edgy Joker but there’s probably things you and I do that are a problem but we don’t see it because everyone else does it too. Eating meat and emitting tons of co2 for example.

Yep that’s the one. It was on the taskbar so significantly smaller than it looks here. I think he thought the lightning bolt was the beaks.

Sometimes late at night I squint my eyes to look at the icon and, for a fleeting moment, I can see two penguins.

One time I heard a colleague called the settings/gear icon in Windows a flower. I’ve also heard somebody refer to the PuTTY icon as “the two penguins”

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way?

I remember thinking they probably just found actors who wanted to die anyway

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch