The last time i watched a clip where he got “absolutely booed” there was maybe 5% boos and 95 percent were cheering with their fat little fists.

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i’m quite the opposite, and i often really don’t get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

I think most of the world’s problems could be solved with a bunch of home alone style traps.

I bet you don’t get a lot of things.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.

I usually make edibles with AVB.

I just had an insane flashback. We absolutely did that.

First you would have them to admit that trans or gay people are even people.

Congrats, you’re now a narwhal

I once showed my girlfriend how to make edibles. I told her to not lick the bowl or the spoon. I still don’t know what she thought why i said it, but she proceeded to lick it anyway. She was so plastered that she couldn’t hold herself on the sofa.