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4 days agoBeen quite a while, but clementines would probably be pretty great!
FartsWithAnAccent
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
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4·5 days agoWasn’t resilience and control always a selling point?
I don’t really do phone calls these days, definitely not have VM greetings set up: My voicemails forward to another service, which then translates them to text and I can get the gist of the voicemail from that.
Everyone I know contacts me though texts, e-mail, or in person. If I get an actual phone call it’s either a dire emergency or spam (it’s almost always spam). Sometimes I’ll forward sales calls to a bot designed to waste their time too (love you Lenny) but these days I don’t even bother to screen or pick up most of the time.
51·8 days agoFinally, a politician who thinks of the poor oil corporations!
201·8 days agoFuck this timeline.
7·8 days agoThey’re kind of related but yeah, they’re distinctly their own things. I was making a joke about every problem always being somehow DNS related. Comedy is hard.
The whole thing was just DNS, including the explosions.
Haha, gross.
33·13 days agoCould be any number of reasons that we could only speculate over.
My advice is 1) don’t use META products (evil company, no joke) and 2) try not to obsess over interactions long passed, if you happen to bump into them and a conversation occurs, fine but if it doesn’t, don’t stress about it: Live in the present as much as you can.
Nuts are awesome but I probably wouldn’t feel that way if they would kill me after I ate them.
Cinnaminty goodness…
3·15 days agoImprobably cold judging by their response.
“You might want to look up what room temperature actually is in Kelvin bud, couple dozen standard deviations above average when you translate it to IQ scoring on something like a WISC test. What do I know though? I use Fahrenheit.”
“You’ve got a room temperature IQ.”
“Yeah, so do you, but mine is in Kelvin and yours is in Celsius.”
The ol’ plucked chicken bit, classic!
Cybergoths predate Cyberpunk 2077 by like 25-30 years