Emerald (she/her)
I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing
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Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Coast Guard Pilot Flying Kristi Noem Fired Over a Missing Blanket
6·28 days agoNothing on AO3 can beat this writing
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•School speed limits shouldn't existEnglish
11·29 days agoSo are you an anarchist? That’s the only way this logic would make sense to me.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldOPto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•School speed limits shouldn't existEnglish
1·29 days agoI mean… isn’t that how it works in cities? Like proper cities, not American suburbs? I’m in a pretty big city right now and I don’t think I ever went above 30 mph until I entered the motorway
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldOPto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•School speed limits shouldn't existEnglish
21·29 days agoThe only ones? You don’t truly and fully support speed limits, lane driving, obeying traffic signals, using indicators?
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldOPto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•School speed limits shouldn't existEnglish
31·29 days agoAgree with this as well. Always weird when the speed limit decreases and the road stays the same.
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News@lemmy.world•Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
23·3 months agoStuff urine motherforker c*** fort tights turf twad come sm*gma pussycat chicken chicken pdfile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fork ogre grape unalive purple monkey dishwasher forkstick dipshirt punching great analogy felching ogre. you mean?
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·3 months agoIt’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·3 months agoNo, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant
How is it supposed to be efficient to use an entire lane only for exiting?
Not really though, all lanes except the rightmost lane should be passing lanes. It is different in urban areas where they often open up 2 or 3 lanes for exit only or if there is constant heavy merging. But in general, keep right unless passing
Yes, this is a real photo I found from a North Korean propaganda website. Not sure what this is supposed to be honestly, other than a photo-op.
Source: koreanarchitecture(dot)gov(dot)kp/data/images/20251001140713/20251001140714_15.jpg
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•The existence of billionaires is a policy failure
1·4 months ago$999,999,999 is just fine though!
Better than $450 billion, gotta start somewhere
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldOPto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)English
1·4 months agoYou’d rather kill a baby than sit in traffic? Cancelled!
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldOPto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)English
3·4 months agoI live in a small midwest suburb so people are generally pretty chill. There is the occasional person who passes on the shoulder but nothing major
Unless you’re me who uses an OpenWRT router connected to wifi, plugged into my laptop via Ethernet
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
1·4 months agoEhh. I don’t think its fair to assume that. It could just be “pro censorship arguments out of concern for others”
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
3·4 months agoFistbumps should be prohibited in media too. Literally punching each other!!!
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Technology@lemmy.world•US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi RouterEnglish
31·4 months agoFennec (mobile Firefox clone)
It’s not a Firefox clone, it is Firefox.
I mean it is the truth. Bad things can happen to people, and people should put more thought into that before having kids









Relevant video essay
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7i_i-KnDFA
Non-YouTube version
https://kolektiva.media/w/mGf43YP2t6FtjASnTA1APD