Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

Dude you forgot a couple of ha’s in about the middle of your opinion! Easy mistake though, even I almost missed it. I fully agree with you by the way!

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There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!

These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!

Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.

She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

You’re absolutely wrong about him! He’s a delusional PILE of shit, not a piece.

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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

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I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

Hell, Republicans are doing a good job of that!

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

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