I know, right? The up/downvote ratio on my comment is confusing.

Grok didn’t do it, it just enabled people to do it.

Rogan’s more like a slow running clock that’s accidentally right maybe once a year.

He’s only the second generation after coming down from the trees.

The downvoters don’t understand sarcasm.

That didn’t help.

That’s fucked up.

Just a very unfunny one.

Trump has been doing that every day since 2016. Every day he says the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, and every next day he keeps trumping [bazinga] himself.

Strikes don’t end until demands are met.

Yes. This is undoubtedly a good thing, but it’s not a strike.

ICE aren’t taking baby steps.

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Across the bike path and through the nature strip? No.

Maybe in America. I’m a large man, and I reckon I’d struggle to get through that. It’s not a small serving.

What about this, specifically, makes it for ‘girls’?

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It’s just one letter away from Davros. They’re not fooling me.

That explains why they want people to have more babies.

wizened; intransitive verb : to become dry, shrunken, and wrinkled often as a result of aging or of failing vitality

As appealing a thought as that is, and I’ve thought it daily all year, it would only make him a martyr. Look at the insane reaction to Kirk’s ‘assassination’ and multiply that by a thousand. His ailing health, or something dumb like falling down some stairs, preferably on camera, would be much more fitting and less dangerous.