I don’t understand panel #3.

Just stop subscribing to the big three carriers (in the US) and go with a reseller! I’ve been with StraightTalk for almost a decade now and my bill has been a consistent $35 (plus a few bucks in taxes/fees) the entire time AND the data allowance at full speed has gone UP over time.

You must have ZERO ad-blocking or filtering going on. It appears to be a very minimalist and readable website - to my eyes.

Only really old outlets look like that anymore - we switched over to 3-prong, grounded outlets in the 60s-70s.

Glad someone else’s mind went straight to The Sink - I’m not alone!

More like Hank’s dad - and ashamed of his stumpy legs!

We have science proving that the right (in the states at least) is more ideologically diverse than the left and more accepting of opinions that don’t follow the party line.

I call bullshit. Peer reviewed source or GTFO.

*definitely

Defiantly is a very different concept.

their shady stuff and AI bullshit

Would you mind elaborating? I feel like I’m out of the loop!

Dang, now I wish I’d seen what you posted! (Only because you were so level-headed about admitting it was too much and took it down yourself.)

OP, please, for the love of whatever deity you hold sacred, get help. Talk to someone, anyone, who can help you work through your many many issues and misconceptions about reality.

Bruh. Get help.

So, exactly how Windows behaves? This entire meme is wrong for all three OSes and seems to just be designed to annoy everyone…

Calm down, Tim Apple. It’s just a meme.

Is mom smoking a doobie in the second panel? I’ve never seen anyone hold a cigarette like that…

Shit, I can’t believe I whooshed that!

(To be fair, my local supermarket has scales and cameras to prevent most shenanigans… so I have to sneakily pocket small but expensive items while still walking around the store!)

the self checkout discounts

Thee what now? You must live in some magical non-Capitalist hellhole if you’re actually getting a discount for ringing yourself up!

Gross.

• wrong state
• I’m not a killer… yet.
• “Sadly, we didn’t find her.”

Hmmm. Let’s just say that the story doesn’t have a happy ending…

Too many details could allow a diligent person to dox me just based on what little I’ve already said.

I’ve some constructive criticism for you: it’s not necessary to white-knight for every shitty artist on the internet. These comics are objectively crap.

Have no fear, you and OP are about to be blocked.