• BearGun@ttrpg.network
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    2 months ago

    What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???

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    2 months ago

    I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight

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        2 months ago

        I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can actually be removed with a napkin.

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          2 months ago

          Alternatively, I ate at a Cici’s the other day that didn’t have anything pooled on top but I bet if I’d squeezed a piece I could have cut the calorie count in half.

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            2 months ago

            Yeah, I’m not surprised some people do it. I’ve never done it myself though, it’s kind of the point of some kinds of pizza, I like foods sauced in flavorful oils.

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    2 months ago

    If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.

    To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.

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      2 months ago

      There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease… and yet it exists… people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.

      So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒

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    2 months ago

    Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.